Excerpts from the St. Helena Police Log

This may have to become a regular feature...

1741 -- Police contacted a few juveniles who were skateboarding,
breaking bottles and commiting vandalism at the elementary school.

My Room

Here it is. Whoop whoop.

Grapes!

Look at 'em! Growing & stuff.

Skype!

I'm on it now.

ross.p.kelly

Leaving on a jet plane...

Farewell Chicago, I'm sad to leave, but rather happy to be leaving.

Pigeons

Note their quiet dignity and appreciation for the finer things in life.

I've been working here, up to 6 minutes ago. Good times.

Number 1!!!!!

This will end in either apathy or disaster.